If they only knew...

Last night we were all sitting watching a program on TV. Danny - sorry Damage - was sitting next to me. I was scooted up on the cushion, and he was climbing behind me and reaching his arm around me. All of a sudden I look down and he is patting my right hoohoo. I moved his hand an asked him not to do that. Well, a few moments later he was doing it again, and I said "stop." He looked at me and said "Mom, I like reaching your little balls."